It's the Subway Chicken Bacon Ranch Swiss Toasted Sandwich. He eats, like, 3 of these fuckers a week. I hate Subway. I mean, other sandwich shoppes would just give it a name like "Steve's Favorite" or "the Gooch". But not Subway, oh no, only an asshole sandwich shoppe would cater to a clientele that requires the exact ingredients be listed as the name. Pete loves Subway. Ergo, he's an asshole. Keeps trying to get me to go with, pointing out their low calorie options and salad menu, like he's some kind of health nut. Yeah, a bacon, ranch and cheese health nut. Jerk.Tuesday, December 9, 2008
True Story
This is one of Pete's most favorite things in the world.
It's the Subway Chicken Bacon Ranch Swiss Toasted Sandwich. He eats, like, 3 of these fuckers a week. I hate Subway. I mean, other sandwich shoppes would just give it a name like "Steve's Favorite" or "the Gooch". But not Subway, oh no, only an asshole sandwich shoppe would cater to a clientele that requires the exact ingredients be listed as the name. Pete loves Subway. Ergo, he's an asshole. Keeps trying to get me to go with, pointing out their low calorie options and salad menu, like he's some kind of health nut. Yeah, a bacon, ranch and cheese health nut. Jerk.
It's the Subway Chicken Bacon Ranch Swiss Toasted Sandwich. He eats, like, 3 of these fuckers a week. I hate Subway. I mean, other sandwich shoppes would just give it a name like "Steve's Favorite" or "the Gooch". But not Subway, oh no, only an asshole sandwich shoppe would cater to a clientele that requires the exact ingredients be listed as the name. Pete loves Subway. Ergo, he's an asshole. Keeps trying to get me to go with, pointing out their low calorie options and salad menu, like he's some kind of health nut. Yeah, a bacon, ranch and cheese health nut. Jerk.
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Dude, isn't pete like your best friend AND your boss? why do you hate him so much?
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